Wednesday, February 20, 2008
textual activity
met this guy at a frat party in 1998 and we hooked up once. We then met again post-college in 2003 on jdate, purely coincidental, while living in the same city. When we remembered that we slept together once back in '98, we decided to do it again.. and again... and again. We ceased all communication 2 months later. April 2006 he texts me out of nowhere (I didn't have his # programmed in my phone anymore) when we have both moved to different cities. April 2006 to current: he texts me whenever he is drunk and horny. Sometimes I amuse him. I have not seen him in person since 2003. He has called me once, when he was drunk and horny and confided in me that he has "problems with women". The remainder of our relationship takes place only by text message. The following is taken from an actual text conversation - word for word.
Him (Jan 31, 11:51 pm): When are you coming to new york?
Me (Jan 31, 11:52 pm): Feb 22-24. How was your trip to India?
Him (Jan 31, 11:55 pm): Lots of fun. I remember u said u went to thailand, right? it was prob similar.
Him (Jan 31, 11:58 pm): When ur in town can i have a blow job?
Me (Feb 1, 12:05 am): What's in it for me?
Him (Feb 1, 12:13 am): What are my options?
Him (Feb 1, 12:13 am): I will make u cum
Me (Feb 1, 12:15 am): I'll think about it...
Him (Feb 16, 4:33 am): Are u awake?
Me (Feb 18, 1:56 pm): I'm coming to NYC this weekend.
Him (Feb 18, 2:08 pm): Ok good. Do u want me to fuck u in your ass?
Me (Feb 18, 4:10 pm): Definitely not.
Him (Feb 18, 4:14 pm): What about blow job?
Me (Feb 18, 4:16 pm): I'll think about it.
Him (Feb 18, 4:17 pm): I like it really deep
Me (Feb 18, 4:18 pm): I recall.
Him (Feb 18, 4:21 pm): Like I mean my entire cock is down ur throat so much that u cant even see it
Me (Feb 18, 4:24 pm): How enticing for me. Sounds like a party. I'll think about it.
Him (Feb 18, 4:28 pm): Good. Looking forward to it
Him (Jan 31, 11:51 pm): When are you coming to new york?
Me (Jan 31, 11:52 pm): Feb 22-24. How was your trip to India?
Him (Jan 31, 11:55 pm): Lots of fun. I remember u said u went to thailand, right? it was prob similar.
Him (Jan 31, 11:58 pm): When ur in town can i have a blow job?
Me (Feb 1, 12:05 am): What's in it for me?
Him (Feb 1, 12:13 am): What are my options?
Him (Feb 1, 12:13 am): I will make u cum
Me (Feb 1, 12:15 am): I'll think about it...
Him (Feb 16, 4:33 am): Are u awake?
Me (Feb 18, 1:56 pm): I'm coming to NYC this weekend.
Him (Feb 18, 2:08 pm): Ok good. Do u want me to fuck u in your ass?
Me (Feb 18, 4:10 pm): Definitely not.
Him (Feb 18, 4:14 pm): What about blow job?
Me (Feb 18, 4:16 pm): I'll think about it.
Him (Feb 18, 4:17 pm): I like it really deep
Me (Feb 18, 4:18 pm): I recall.
Him (Feb 18, 4:21 pm): Like I mean my entire cock is down ur throat so much that u cant even see it
Me (Feb 18, 4:24 pm): How enticing for me. Sounds like a party. I'll think about it.
Him (Feb 18, 4:28 pm): Good. Looking forward to it
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1 comment:
This is absolutely hilarious, this made me laugh out loud, and this is so familiar. Thank you. sigh.
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